Scientology on Demand: aka Dianetflix. It’s a streaming of consciousness.
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Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading...Ask yourself: M.I.A. person who is likely to disappear for no reason?
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m a bit of a pig. I can say that un-ham-big-uously.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who swallows his tongue is guilty of ate speech.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If laser beams are good for light work, then lazier beams are good for nothing.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The Denver Broncos quarterback bought part of the team. It’s being called the Tebow stake.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...How does a magician insult a chicken? A: Slight of hen.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Trump’s unpredictable behaviour is his POTUS Operandi.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Which actress wobbled when she walked? Lucille Ball.
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(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Funny, that J-Lo – she insists that her houses be insulated with ass-best-os!
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