Do pathologists shop at the coroner store?
To find WMDs in Pyongyang, Trump will look under every nuke and Koreany.
Do mathematicians in Sweden use a lot of Sven diagrams?
That potheads will always stay up to watch late-night comedy is known as the Law of Reefer-action, aka SNL’s law.
After being turfed from his job, the grass thief was sod by police. There was evidence that he was carrying a blade. Also, he sent his wife a John Deere letter. But before lawn he was caught. The man said “I just can’t run no mower.”
My cat is so happy that I invested in stocks on his behalf. And believe me, the feline is mutual!
If Jesus worked for General Motors, would He be a car painter?
They released The Necklace in Bollywood. It was a Hindi pendant film.
Growing up I was mocked for my love of potato chips. Now I’m gonna show all the taters.