The man who performed his first prostate exam on an Irishman felt deeply a Seamus.
How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuingĀ an eggs-accretive order.
During Prohibition did mice visit squeakeasies?
Arranging furniture? Turn on some music. You won’t have to ask, “Where does disco?”
If anorexic models are banned – it proves there is too thin advertising.
Jesus rose again, on Yeaster Sunday. He died ferment, but truly He is the leaven Lord.
I faint when I’m bored, because I can’t stand the sight of blah.
The damsel in distress rejected the gallant knight. She was out of his liege.
King of Taxis? All hail Uber!
You can always tell an ogre by the loud shreking noise.

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