PAIN IT FORWARD

Dear Pun Gents,
we need pain medicine puns for a 5k. We are a team of emergency room staff. Our team name is the “painkillers” and we need individual names for shirts. ~Katie, Centreville, VA
 
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Aspirin’ Runner (aspiring)
  2. Anal Geezer (analgesia)
  3. Nocicery Evil (nociception)
  4. Pain My Dues
  5. Pain it Forward
  6. Paindemonium
  7. The Advillain
  8. The Big Hurt
  9. Ow! Capone
  10. MethaDon Corleone
  11. The Great Codeini [Houdini]
  12. CelebrexStreet Boys
  13. Darva
  14. Ty Leno [Jay Leno?]
  15. ASAtronaut
  16. The Aceto Men

    [General ER names]

  17. Public Anemia
  18. Kool CAT
  19. Electro Cardio Grandma
  20. Where’s WalDOA
  21. Done Like DNR
  22. Auntie EMs
  23. Pepe Dural
  24. First Degree Bernie
  25. Hemmor Reggie
  26. Poison IVey
  27. Meddy Vedder
  28. The Virgin MRI
  29. ODie
  30. Perry Cardial
  31. Sally Saline
  32. Shockille O’Neal
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Calling someone average is mean, which is sadistically significant. It may seem alpha and games but if they are not normal, and have a fat tail, your attempts to beta them will exceed standard critical values. So be a nice Chi.

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HUBBA CHUBBA

Dear Pun Gents,
I am looking for a website domain name/blog name (eventually possible book name) that incorporates information about diet, food, fitness, weight loss, exercise, etc. I’ve thought of “Worth the Weight” (domain is taken) and “Fit for Fat” and would like to have some other positive ideas. “Gone to Waist,” “Formerly Fat,” “The Big Issue,” and “Battle of the Bulge” are a bit more negative, I want to focus on the positive successes & achievements. Some blogs I know of have “Beauty and the Bypass,” and “Enough Fluff.” Other terms include gastric bypass, weight loss surgery (WLS), health, nutrition, habits, calorie(s), yoga, feelings, boot camp, running, etc. Would love to have your input!
~Bec, SoCal
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Pound Zero
  2. If Looks Could Kilo
  3. Weight to Go
  4. Chubhub
  5. Hubba Chubba
  6. Highway to Health
  7. Sweat It Is
  8. The Sweatiest Thing
  9. Slim Chance
  10. Shed Happens
  11. Mass Shed Two Cents [Massachusetts?}
  12. The Mass Occurs
  13. Calorifornication
  14. Gastrict Dieting
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GAIT PRIDE

Dear Pun Gents,
We need a name for our walking team: something clever but nothing overly dirty as it is for work. We work in an appliance store so something appliance-related would be awesome. We are four women doing a 12-week challenge to see how many steps we can walk. ~Hayley

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT

  1. Walking Machines
  2. Pedomasochism
  3. Footbelles
  4. Callous Toll Free [Call us Toll Free]
  5. When the Going Gets Stove, The Stove Get Going
  6. 12-week Step Program
  7. Amble Opportunity
  8. Gait Pride Parade
  9. Toaster Toes
  10. The Debitantes
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SAVE OUR SOLES

Dear Pun Gents, need a team name for Las Vegas Sinners and Saints Half Marathon. Team consists of men and women, all from same church of different ages and jobs, all from Menifee California. ~Jerhi, Menifee, CA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Heavin’ on Earth
  2. Save our Soles
  3. Paradise is Sweat
  4. Carry the Cross Trainers
  5. Running for Awfuls
  6. Women and Menifee Taste
  7. Saints and Sprinters
  8. The Evil Kneevils
  9. Book of Legsodus
  10. Halfway to Hell
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TRAIL OF TWO KITTIES

Dear Pun Gents, our department is forming a Heart Association Walk Team. In our office, we use the phrase ‘shittin kittens’ all the time and cats have become a common joke. We can’t be the shittin kittens because well that would be inappropriate. We need a team name that works around that phrase or has something to do with cats & hearts. ~Stefanie, Fort Wayne, IN

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Kittiac arrest
  2. The Purrambulators
  3. Aorta be a Cat
  4. Tabbycatia [tachycardia]
  5. Heart a Cat [Heart attack]
  6. Kitty Literate
  7. Puss Abilities
  8. Furrage
  9. Run of the Litter
  10. Trail of Two Kitties
  11. Tiggers for Tickers
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