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10/09/2023

I was ordered not to pee off the cliff. I felt I was at the edge of oppress a piss.

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10/03/2023

Urinating with a friend? There are co-peeous reasons y0u shouldn’t.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

09/30/2023

I wish I could piss on a tree! Oh, how I’ve pined and urined fir that scents of pees! Or at least dribble on my balsam.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

09/05/2023

I drank too much bouillon and now I pee soup.

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08/27/2023

When the President called one of his opponents a “flaming bag of feces” it set off a poo lit ical firestorm.

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08/25/2023

When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.

(5 votes, average: 2.60 out of 5)

08/18/2023

Brother can you Sparrow dime?

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

07/29/2023

What do you get if you sit too long on an outer-space toilet?

Asterrhoids.

(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

07/28/2023

Beethoven’s flatulence gave him great pleasure. So he penned Odour to Joy.

(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

07/12/2023

When the rain fell on our heads it was like glorious piss. So I quoted Shakespeare, saying “The sky is a most excellent can o’ pee.”

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)