Hear about the chemist who couldn’t decide what to eat at a dim sum restaurant? As they laid plates before him, he sat there, studying the periodic table of aliments.
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(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When it comes to confetti, I rice to the occasion.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...A dry Xmas turkey has been thoroughly de-baste.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Pie-making is a lost tart.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Wanna hear a cereal pun? I’m not sure you’re Shreddie for it.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...I cooked a boring breakfast. Allow me to eggs plain.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...I refuse to make my own sandwich. I rely on sub contractors.
(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...Lettuce hope that when vegetables attack, it won’t be a large kale invasion.
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