You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana.
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My friend Annette is a puppet, but she’s a catch. I think I might marry Annette.
I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.
As a serial divorcé, Donald Trump truly represents the marry again people.
The unhappy bride came with a quite a doury.
My axe wives split my wealth tree ways.
All eyes are on Tiger’s wood. It’s affair way to heaven to marry a celebrity, but I wouldn’t take him back for alimony in the world.
Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe.
Divorce is measured by the ex-change rate.
Do Ms. Minelli’s ex-husbands all get together and play Liza tag?

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