My mother destroyed my insect colony. Such ma-level-ant behaviour!
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Jesus preached his Thesis on Apiary Psychology, aka the Bee Attitudes.
Hear the terrible pun about the insect who yelled at an egg? Just pure egg scream ant.
Does God have fleas? Yes, he’s the Lord, all mitey!
Entomologists love tornadoes. It’s a perfect occasion to see a house fly.
As a gift to his friend the exterminator, Picasso did a painting of a cockroach. Some consider it his pest de resistance.
How would Alien Spider Trump rule? A: By eggsackutive order.
Staying at a rundown Motel 6 and picking up scabies is ass lice of Americana.
What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.
There is no census for insects. I won’t count ten ants it.