In Norway they enjoy Viking to work.
Hitler in France: “Veni vidi Vichy“?
Hear about the new gardening equipment manufactured by Black and Decker?
It’s cutting hedge!
Stupidity is passed on in the womb. Has something to do with the am idiotic fluid.
I bought a castle from a fat nobleman. I heard I could get a hefty viscount.
Fashion designers may not be conservative but they are rather clothes minded.
I photographed a homeless man. He chased me away, shouting “No pauperazzi!”
After convincing me to paint my testicles, my friend laughed dye a bollock ally.
With Christmas over, Rudolph the Reindeer spends his time producing electricity. Sounds strange, but he nose watt he’s doing.
You can tell if someone burned down their house for insurance reasons, if the smoke is bill owing.