December, 2019 :: PunGents.com

In Norway they enjoy Viking to work.

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Hitler in France: “Veni vidi Vichy“?

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Hear about the new gardening equipment manufactured by Black and Decker?

It’s cutting hedge!

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Stupidity is passed on in the womb. Has something to do with the am idiotic fluid.

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I bought a castle from a fat nobleman. I heard I could get a hefty viscount.

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Fashion designers may not be conservative but they are rather clothes minded.

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After convincing me to paint my testicles, my friend laughed dye a bollock ally.

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With Christmas over, Rudolph the Reindeer spends his time producing electricity. Sounds strange, but he nose watt he’s doing.

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You can tell if someone burned down their house for insurance reasons, if the smoke is bill owing.

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