In Norway they enjoy Viking to work.
Hitler in France: “Veni vidi Vichy“?
Hear about the new gardening equipment manufactured by Black and Decker?
It’s cutting hedge!
Fashion designers may not be conservative but they are rather clothes minded.
I photographed a homeless man. He chased me away, shouting “No pauperazzi!”
After convincing me to paint my testicles, my friend laughed dye a bollock ally.
With Christmas over, Rudolph the Reindeer spends his time producing electricity. Sounds strange, but he nose watt he’s doing.
Someone stole your deodorant? You’ve been reek rolled!
Is it true that in Saudi Arabia, a woman can be thrown in jail, just for saying hello?
Yes, they’ll end up in the salaamer.
I can’t stand bargain hunters. I avoid them like the Couponic Plague.