Hear about the new gardening equipment manufactured by Black and Decker?
It’s cutting hedge!
Hear about the new gardening equipment manufactured by Black and Decker?
It’s cutting hedge!
Fashion designers may not be conservative but they are rather clothes minded.
I photographed a homeless man. He chased me away, shouting “No pauperazzi!”
After convincing me to paint my testicles, my friend laughed dye a bollock ally.
I can’t stand bargain hunters. I avoid them like the Couponic Plague.
I’d sell my body for some whores d’oeuvres.
NED: You should avoid visiting the Handcuff Museum.
ED: Why?
NED: Cuz – it’s a two-wrist trap.
The War on Morning Breath finally ended, with a declaration of a.m. nasty.
No one ever lined up for queuecumbers.
You shouldn’t make puns about Chinese skyscrapers. That’s Wong on so many levels.