Submarine captains are paid on a fee-for-surface basis.
Pun of the Day
Sign in a UK shop window: You Brexit EU bought it.
Superheroes are known for their outstanding cape abilities.
How do you pay for a hot dog in Geneva? With a Swiss frank.
Allahphants are God’s creatures.
Chocolate bars make me fat. Now I see the Aero of my weighs.
When Sartre was forced to explain e-commerce to a cow, he remarked “Hell is udder Paypal.”
A flightless bird never has soar wings.
Chicken-related humour is at a crossroads.
When I turn 40, I hope my sister doesn’t cry. I don’t want a mid life cry sis.

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