Do mathematicians enjoy group sets?
What’s the most annoying monkey? The Harangutan.
When the Europeans arrived, the Indians owned all the land in North America. Amass acre was inevitable.
We come Bering good tidings: This year we pledge to insult Alaskans. It’s our New Year’s razz Aleutian.
I work at a bank. I’m a total cheque magnet.
NED: So, I was a guest at a Jewish circumcision.
ED: Really.
NED: The hosts actually charged admission to watch, and made us line up outside!
ED: Really.
NED: I couldn’t believe their nerve—such queue bris!
Ever stop to think? Training a dog always gives me paws.
I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.
When I threw a sandwich at a lamp, I was accused of hoagie-ing the pot light.
The idea of monkey doctors is very ape healing.

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