Jesus preached his Thesis on Apiary Psychology, aka the Bee Attitudes.
Clothing a dwarf is hard. That’s why they launched the Human Jean-Gnome project.
The OPEC countries are an oiligarchy. Everyone is petrolfied of them. As Bush would say to Bin Laden, ‘Saudi, partner!’
Hear about the clone who couldn’t function without his morning copy?
What’s the business equivalent of combining matter and anti-matter? A: cars with built-in smartphones, ie Kia and Nokia.
I went to Kinshasa, DRC, hoping to see modern skyscrapers, but saw nothing but demolished buildings. I guess you’d say there was an in Congo ruins between my expectations and reality.
Urination is easy! Don’t believe the painstream media.
Inventor of the horseshoe, aka Toe-mass Equinus.
I ate too much garlic pasta. Now I have Italitosis.
When I gave up coffee it was like I lost my head. I felt decaffitated.


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