What’s a close second to a Sex on the Beach?
A Crotch on the Rocks.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Whenever I go to a saliva bar, I order a chin- and tongue-lick.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Avoid drinking too many Peruvian cocktails. It might make your pisco sour.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Drunken hunchbacks are in a perpetual stooper.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...A drunken satirist is a real parody animal.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...ISIS wine critics are always shouting “Curse the Zinfandels!”
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Who enjoys a beer while walking? Astrolagers
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Don’t drink anything while vacationing in the Caribbean. Especially in Jamaica. You’ll get the rums.
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