Avoid drinking too many Peruvian cocktails. It might make your pisco sour.
booze
Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.
Free booze for life? You’ve just won the blottory!
Drunken hunchbacks are in a perpetual stooper.
A statistically significant alcohol test is when you pee greater than .05.
A drunken satirist is a real parody animal.
ISIS wine critics are always shouting “Curse the Zinfandels!”
Who enjoys a beer while walking? Astrolagers
Don’t drink anything while vacationing in the Caribbean. Especially in Jamaica. You’ll get the rums.
I was traumatized as a child when my parents forced me to play hockey. They’re the ones who drove me to rink.