Hell is on strike. The workers are demon strating.
business
I know a coffee shop that’s been in business 40 years. That’s long java tea.
If you take over companies and fire all the employees, your motto should be “I M&A Hole.”
If you are an oil sheikh in the Middle East, you Arabic deal.
Where can you buy a mountain goat? UseĀ Cragslist! It’s free and they won’t send you a billy. I got a great deal on one by Jean Paul Goatier.
Hear about the businessman who spent his days combining chickens?
He wanted to make a hen-sum profit!
I can install a tree in your cellar. Bark in basement prices!
Selling coffee is a mugs game.
In tropical tourism destinations, fatal snake bites are not considered a good marketing tool. Though there are many possibilities for cobra-ending.
Bic’s newest version of the writing instrument enjoyed market pen iteration.


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