Strange but true: Some men steep their testicles in hot water. Cajones tea is the best policy.
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Fish farming? Hoe my Cod, what a great idea!
After watching hyperactive kids all day, I crave a dulled conversation.
Birds singing drives me insane. Please – don’t leave me to my own dove voices.
In my dreams, nobody shaves. I have a lot of imagine hairy friends.
Many are the cliffs spoken about in ledge end.
My old gardener was so mean to me, so I told him to go back to school. Now he’s a kinder gartener.
Want to take a walking tour in Egypt? Better consult a Cairopodist.
What’s the biggest requirement for writing good puns? Am pithy.
If you tell someone “Nice jugs,” it’s a pour choice of words.


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