I made a pass, and the woman at the bar threw her drink at me. That sent Chivas down my spine.
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(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...When you drink too much tropical drinks with coke in them? Peein’ a cola, duh.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...A bar stockroom must have load beering walls.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...As a medical doctor, I will never refuse treatment, except to a drunken Kanye West: that’s my hiphop erratic oath.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...The leaders of the Prohibition movement were eventually arrested and charged for gin-ocide.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you can drink away your hurts, it must have been champagne.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Which animals like to get drunk? Caribous. They love elkohol, they gazelle it down; especially Moosehead. There’s nothing quite like an ice cold deer.
(13 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5)Loading...I have a Muslim friend who loves to drink alcohol. His name? Mo’ hammered.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...By executive order, Russian vodka must be 50% alcohol. The proof is in the Putin.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Whenever I go to a saliva bar, I order a chin- and tongue-lick.
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