animals
What’s the most annoying monkey? The Harangutan.
The idea of monkey doctors is very ape healing.
Everyone, no matter their station in life, performs genetic mutation experiments with mammals. We all have our cross two bears.
Salvador painted a psychedelic image of an alpaca, decked out in religious garb. He proclaimed, ‘Everyone must worship the Dali llama!’
The lack of any sort of animal census on the Ark led to complaints of Noah count ability.
Obsessed with albino swine?
You might have a pig-mentation problem.
Pets are forbidden in brothels, unless they are hos broken.
What song did Tom Jones write after misplacing his pet ungulate’s testicles?
“It’s Not a Gnu Jewel.”




