I got a job at a garbage dump. I’m a fill-land thropist.
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Subway turnstile jumpers are no-fare-ious criminals.
Tips for entertaining: Offer your guests an adult diaper if you think they might arrive late to the potty.
I went to Korea and became a cannibal, and I’m leaving happy and full of Choi.
Why didn’t the Axis powers believe their enemies? Because to them, it was Allies.
If you take over companies and fire all the employees, your motto should be “I M&A Hole.”
Bill Cosby’s stockbroker should be punished too. He was a trader to the Cos.
The Algonquin tribes were the first to develop a tomahawk weapons.
Trump threatened to divorce Melania, claiming he wants to raise the US ex change rate.
I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.