The professional torturer had to hire a bookkeeper who understood a cruel accounting.
Never tip over another man’s portapottie. That’s dirty poo hole.
God helped the Israelites to the Red Sea, but after that they parted waves.
Do illegitimate children have alabastard skin?
Before the big recital, I lost my flute. Now I’m in a bit of a piccolo.
Don’t drink your tea immediately, for steep sake!
I faint when I’m bored, because I can’t stand the sight of blah.
Want a relaxing job? Try calm posting.
Anyone with a wiener dog deserves common daschunds.
After centuries of procrastinating, mankind finally invented the lazer.