God helped the Israelites to the Red Sea, but after that they parted waves.
Do illegitimate children have alabastard skin?
Before the big recital, I lost my flute. Now I’m in a bit of a piccolo.
Want a relaxing job? Try calm posting.
Anyone with a wiener dog deserves common daschunds.
Social activists in Hell are pressuring Satan to resign, after he was accused of Hades speech.
Mike Myers is rumoured to be starring as a French donkey scatologist, in So I Married an Ass Merdereur
Why do some men love puns? They have an extra groan-mo’ some.
Invest in puns, corny puns! The stalk mock-it has never been higher.
Niagara Falls. The Grand Canyon. These places are gorges, just absolutely gorges.