Dear Pun Gents,
I’d like to have an awesome, punny original roller derby skater name. Something to do with my real name, Sheltcey would be ideal but if not, that’s ok. Im a huge LOTR/Harry Potter/Outlander nerd. I love all things Jane Austen and just reading in general. I am of Irish and Austrian decent so I get a lot of Catholic/Jewish jokes from friends and family. My husband is Polynesian so we listen to a lot of island reggae and we have a very “hakuna matata” attitude about life. Hopefully this bit of info helps you. Help me, please! ~Sheltcey, Salt Lake City, UT

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT

1. Shelt Not Pass [Gandalf ref]
2. Shell Hole
3. Jane Austen Powers
4. Hakun Amy Tata
5. Sheltcer Skelter
6. Leggo Lass
7. Hairy Pooter
8. Jane Gang
9. Riven Doll
10. Bea Sting
11. Lorde of The Rings
12. Arwen the Game
13. Hermione your own business
14. Severus Sniper
15. Elizabeth Bandit (Bennett)
16. Hakuna M’tatas
17. Sheltcey Bun
18. Hellter Shelter

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